Condensed Sugar: Paris Is Unavoidable
- Paris is free, in People Magazine and on Larry King where she blatantly lies then goes all incognito on us with a wig in Maui.
- Girl Power is back as the Spice Girls announce a world tour reunion, but first Posh takes a vaca with Becks.
- Ben and Jen spend their anniversary surfing with the Damons. Ben gets some special alone time with Violet, with his budding soccer star.
- Brad and Angie had a romantic weekend getaway sans the kids. Brad then took a break from his usual daddy duties to look hot in a commercial. Then he went back to the same old walking the kids to school routine.
- Britney and her mom have legal issues.
