Condensed Sugar: Rollercoaster...

Another week down, eh ladies? There were highs, there were certainly lows and, of course, there was ::jazz hands::fashion::jazz hands::. So what went down? Heeere we go:

• Anna Nicole Smith passed away. We have a feeling this story, which is already incredibly complicated and shady, is just getting started.
• Fashion week came, and went and while we were more interested in the front rows and catfights and cute Bilsons, our fancy sister was around to talk shop.
• We had a breakthrough with Fergie. Though Carmen should probably start getting angry about appearance copyright infringement.
• OMG Ryan Phillippe is dating A CHILD! Or, you know, not.
• Mischa and Cisco broke up, but he was the last to know. Something about an overexposed bag.
• Head in Hands. Oh, Britney.
• Celebrities were sighted. Have you seen any?