by Molly 11

This week kicked off with our lovely starlets getting themselves into a whole heap of trouble. Lindsay ran her car off the road...under the influence...and with coke in her car. Hello rehab (which she just loves)! Mischa ended up in the hospital for something to do with mixing (prescription?) drugs with booze. Nicole caused a stir with her off-color sense of humor. Oh, ladies. Which all left us wondering, are the starlets worse off than ever? Eh, probably. Here's what else went down:

• Maybe all that made Paris excited to get away from the madness for a little? Who knows, but we may get to read all about it!
• Speaking of which, somehow all the other starlet nonsense made Britney look pretty put-together (this coherent letter to the fans totally helped!)...or not?
• Buzz picked her Top 10 Ladies of Summer from this season's movies! Isla made the list! Yay!
• Ahhh! Reese & Jake sighting!!! Ooooor, you know, what is supposedly their cars.
• Lucky us not only got Aniston out with the precious Cox-Arquette's, but news of Jen's maybe new man and partnership with smartwater. Rock on!
• Jess and John took a romantic reconciliation trip down to Mexico, but judging from the photos, it didn't go as planned. When she returned stateside, she kept it casual cute.
• With the Ocean's 13 cast enjoying some downtime before next week's premieres, we had a severe lack of Manjoyment around here. But at least the Ocean's guys were still giving some hilarious interviews. Next week, back to tuxes?

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