Condensed Sugar: Time Flies When You're Having Fun

by Molly 26

Man, remember the Oscars? They feel like forever ago. There were beautiful people and gorgeous parties. There was ::jazz hands::Red Carpet Fashion::jazz hands::. Phew, and we're still exhausted. Here's what else went down:

• OMG, ROFOOSE (Rolling On Floor Out Of Sheer Excitement) Babies Jolie-Pitt, more Babies Jolie-Pitt (and more, and more). And finally, (Cute Warning Level Through the Roof on the last one) Brad and Shiloh. Jolie-Pitt-apalooza '07!!
• Britney took some breaks from 'hab, but only for more good things like AA.
• John and Jess officially enter race for most fabulous couple hair.
• There was a lot of Jake, and a lot of Posh, but not together, though that would be an interesting friendship.
• American Idol chugged along. Apparently America Hearts Amateur Modeling Work! Whee!
• Celebs wear knock-offs! The horror! Though we'd much rather Court stick to the fake Chanel than wear this. EVER.

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