Brandon is a motor mouth. He talks non-stop all day long. It's not really a problem until bedtime. He uses talking as a way to keep himself awake, but at the same time, that's when he comes up with cute conversations.
Here's ours last night.
B: Mom, you need to get a job.
M: I do? I thought I might wait until next year when you start Kindergarten.
B: No, you need to get one now so you can buy me more toys.
M: (laugh) We'll see.
B: If you get a job, you'll be at work all day. Jake will be in school all day. Daddy will be at work all day, and I'll stay home and clean.
M: You can't stay home by yourself. You'd have to go to daycare.
B: Daycare...daycare is for babies. I'll stay home and clean.
M: Well Brandon, if I left you home all alone while I went to work, I'd go to jail.
B: Oh, well, I guess you can stay home.
I take it he doesn't want to go to daycare. I hope he still likes preschool, because he starts next month. Eek.