Check out Lindsay and Paris -This is what I am imagining the conversation going like:


LL: OMG Hi.
PH: Hi.
LL: Congrats on the engagement. I'm so happy for you and Paris.
PH: Thanks. We missed you at the BBQ this weekend.
LL: Yeah, Nicole would not let me leave her party. Sorry. So let me see that rock of yours?
PH: I'll show you inside once we are away from all the cameras. I am waiting for the right time - ya know.
LL: Yeah, I get it.
PH: Sorry to hear about your accident. Are you OK?
LL: Yeah those damn Paparazzi.
PH: Yeah, I kinda like them following me around. You look hot - really thin and blond, I love it.
LL: Thanks. You too. OK enough of this red carpet BS. Let's get inside and party already.
PH: Totally

Lindsay proceed to party the night away and looks pissed as she leaves in someone's car. Good thing she's not driving.
Now an even more protective Lindsay has a bodyguard with her as she shops in LA today. I wonder why she made a point to get this necklace out when she realized people were taking her picture. Does it do that much for the outfit or is she promoting someone? Weird.





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