Don't Cha Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Jess?

Jessica Simpson put the girls away and hiked up her pants for dinner with some friends in LA last night, but don't go thinking her famed assets won't be strutting their stuff around town soon enough. In fact, Jessica's next gig will be all about shaking what the good lord gave her. According to Us Weekly, Jessica is slated to be the next celeb to host a special performance by the Pussycat Dolls at their burlesque themed Las Vegas nightclub on May 4.

Apparently this is a chance for her to be "sexy again" (you know, since she has such trouble with that after all) and show off her moves. Judging from how ridiculous Denise looked on her night, Jessica's should be pretty risque. Hopefully John will get a moment off from his tour to watch his girl perform. Cause something tells me another important man in her life, Papa Joe, wouldn't miss it for the world.