Dear Seventeen Magazine,

What happened to dear Fergie's face? That doesn't even look like Fergie. Is it a stand in? Wait, is that Brooke Hogan? I love me some Brooke Hogan, but I'm told I'm looking at Fergie. I'm confused.

Love,
Molly

But seriously, Fergs is a little unrecognizable in this shot, no? Anyway, moving on. I love to see Fergie on magazine covers, but they should totally have let her showcase those stems.

Fergs may not yet have proved herself a veritable movie star -- you know, Grindhouse didn't do so hot -- but she's still churning out the hits and managing to look cute (well, most of the time). So, unflattering covershots be damned.