Fergie Toys With My Emotions (About Her Fashion)

Oh how Fergie plays games with my head. One days she's Pepto Lips and Tang Face and the next she's showing up at the London Nobu's 10th Anniversary looking legitimately cute and put together in a flattering dress, well done hair and hot shoes. Sigh. I guess this is why I can't stop love/hating Fergie Ferg so much. It's a roller coaster of fashion with her and I don't think I want off yet. Besides, without Fergs how would I know that I secretly enjoy fake nails painted like dice?