It's time to get back to what the MTV Movie Awards are really about: the awards. We already have the actual list of winners [1], so instead, we thought we'd focus on a few new categories we'd like to add, in lieu of last night's show. So, who wins the award for best visual effects? What about the award for best cameo in a supporting role? Keep scrolling to see what we've come up with.
Source: Getty [2]
Most Envy-Inducing Moment: This Girl
The face said it all, really.
Best Visual Effects: Zac Efron's Abs
Can we be excused for a minute? We need to collect ourselves.
Source: MTV [3]
Best Adapted Costars: Ansel Elgort and Shailene Woodley
You know, because they had to be adapted from siblings in Divergent to lovers in The Fault in Our Stars.
Most Blatant Reminder of Josh Hutcherson's Height: All the Stars of The Other Woman
Sorry, Josh.
Most Intriguing Pose: Shailene Woodley
Her hand said, "Hang loose!" and her legs said, "Hang very loose!"
Best Performance in a Shirt-Ripping Supporting Role: Rita Ora
Would we have gotten this golden moment without the help of Rita? The world may never know.
Source: MTV [4]
Most Confusing Acceptance Speech: Mark Wahlberg
Mark Wahlberg [5] covered a wide range of seemingly unrelated topics [6] in his speech, and we're still not sure what he meant.
Best Music Festival Costume Design: Jared Leto
Jared Leto [7] looked like he was ready to fly his helicopter right back to Coachella Valley.
Best Cameo in a Fleeting Role: Taylor Swift
We could have watched this awkward moment forever.
Source: MTV [8]
Best Facial Expression: This Girl, After Making Out With Zac Efron
Zac's was pretty great too, you have to admit.
Most Apathetic Guest in a Sleeping Role: Grumpy Cat
Cute overload.
Best Romantic Fan Fiction That Pretty Much Writes Itself: Lupita Nyong'o and Jared Leto
Like, come on. This shouldn't be allowed.
Most Inspiring and Heartfelt Acceptance Speech: Zac Efron
You can tell he put a lot of time into that.
Source: MTV [9]