Heidi's Hans and Franz

Looks like Heidi's two oldest, Leni and Henry were a little cranky before mom got them some frosty treats in NYC over the holiday weekend. Ice cream solves just about any problem when you're that age, doesn't it? Either that or Heidi distracted them with her funny sense of humor. She recently revealed that she has named her breasts Hans and Franz. "They're German," she explained. Considering the fact that she spends a lot of her time modeling underwear, it's no wonder she's decided to name her very valuable assets.

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