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Hilary Only Slightly Confused About Anatomy

Yeaaaah, so perhaps Hilary Duff is taking her break-up with Joel Madden a little harder than originally reported. Can't say I blame her, but the most recent story to come out about the starlet suggests that her pristine we're still best friends image might be a little bit of a front. That, or she's seriously self-medicating Lohan-style. Us Weekly reports:

“It was kind of inappropriate,” the onlooker sneers. “She was pretty drunk and staggering around the bathroom, bumping into people and shrieking that her gay male friend had a vagina so it was okay for him to be there.”

The sisters continued to party Paris Hilton-style throughout the night at a VIP table, where our source says they were “all over” their two man-dates. Haylie 21, whispered in the ear of her 30-ish-year-old date while kissing his neck. Hilary perched on her date’s lap, laughing and flirting with her own older man.

Says the source: “When I’ve seen Hilary out in the past, she has been relatively composed, but tonight she was acting pretty wild.”

While I'm sure her friend adores it when Hilary announces to large groups that he possesses female genitalia, something tells me that she was, in fact, lying to the fellow bathroom folk. Ah to be young, drunk, and heart-broken. Hilary totally gets a pass on this one.

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