How to Be an A-Lister in Life

How scary is this? Pimp Daddy Simpson is hosting a"motivational seminar" on January 14 in Dallas for $60. The topic, How to be an A-lister in Life. Lucky for those in the audience he won't be hosting alone, but here is what the release said you could expect:

Their motivational seminar will give tips for being an A-lister in life, and how to put together an award winning gameplan for pursuing the career of your dreams. These Hollywood insiders will also share their behind-the-scenes stories of what it's like working in one of the most cut throat industries around.

Whether attendees are looking to be the next pop icon, hot TV star or realize that dream job--this seminar will provide the tools necessary from experts that have been part of history making careers of their own.

Do you think he mentions how to exploit your daughters double d's, i mean assets? How about breaking up your daughter's marriage. I wonder if he will bring up what it takes to go from a religious man to a greedy wannabe Hollywood hotshot. Don't get me wrong - he's doing something right since his daughters are everywhere and they banked millions this year, but do you think the seminar includes a follow up on ethics???

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