US figure skater Jason Brown will compete in the Winter Olympics as part of Team USA, and this insanely impressive routine will show you why. The 19-year-old athlete is the first teenage male singles skater to make the team since 1976, and he's Riverdancing his way to Sochi after winning the bronze and silver medals at the last two World Junior Championships. Brown was born and raised in Chicago, and he says figure skating was his dream, not his parents', adding, "My parents are so not in the skating world. They don't know a flip from a lutz." Honestly, neither do we, but we do know that in all its incredible, sequined glory, this awesome routine has us really excited for this year's Games.