Jennifer Aniston Pictures on The Tonight Show February 2012

Jennifer Aniston Explains Her Friendship With Chelsea Handler to Jay Leno

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Diana English Diana English
@Guest26 Nice try. But you're WRONG.   You don't address what I said at all: that Handler joined ranks with Aniston, and took on pitbull duties for her when she was signed in 2009 by Aniston's longtime power publicist. The same publicist whomrabidly protects Aniston, his cash cow, to the point of imploring slimy gossips and comics not to diss her. Signing Handler shut her up. Now they're in the same PR stable and she no longer makes fun of her being a loser.  No surprise.   With regards to their little award swapping theyve been doing since Handler signed with Aniston's flack, its simply quid pro quo - they're publicizing each other - they're in the same Huvane bros. company.    . As for the dates, I was right and you were wrong: see link below, from our very own popeater. http://www.popsugar.com/Photos-Jennifer-Aniston-Who-Joked-About-Love-Life-Women-Film-2009-Crystal-Lucy-Awards-LA-3296556 and I quote "Chelsea Handler presented Aniston with...".
Diana English Diana English
@Guest26 Nice try. But you're WRONG.   You don't address what I said at all: that Handler joined ranks with Aniston, and took on pitbull duties for her when she was signed in 2009 by Aniston's longtime power publicist. The same publicist whomrabidly protects Aniston, his cash cow, to the point of imploring slimy gossips and comics not to diss her. Signing Handler shut her up. Now they're in the same PR stable and she no longer makes fun of her being a loser.  No surprise.   With regards to their little award swapping theyve been doing since Handler signed with Aniston's flack, its simply quid pro quo - they're publicizing each other - they're in the same Huvane bros. company.    . As for the dates, I was right and you were wrong: see link below, from our very own popeater. http://www.popsugar.com/Photos-Jennifer-Aniston-Who-Joked-About-Love-Life-Women-Film-2009-Crystal-Lucy-Awards-LA-3296556 and I quote "Chelsea Handler presented Aniston with...".  . Handler also made a crack at the ceremony about 'rent a date' John Mayer, who had dumped Aniston for the second time by then, however Handler, like the good little guard dog she was hired to be, made it look like Jen did the dumping.   . I seriously doubt your version where Ted Harbert merely brought Handler to Aniston's birthday party as a 'guest.'   Aniston tells Leno herself that Handler was 'very much invited.'   How can your version (or Aniston's!) even be true if she didn't even KNOW her before the birthday party? If  it's as you claim, and Handler didn't even know Aniston and was just a '+1' of another friend, and that's how they met - HOW COULD SHE be "very much invited," (especially after making fun of her so much, and dissing her) and why would she be doing Aniston's damage control for her at award shows a few weeks later? that's kind of 0 to 60-ish.  It makes more sense that handler signed on the dotted line with Aniston's long time pal and pr flack, agreed to stop dissing Aniston, and got an invite to the b- day party after THAT fact. . Also, I didn't say Handler never made fun of Jolie. She made fun of Jolie AND Aniston, and in fact made fun if Jen more.   One of her skits was hilarious (probably because she wasn't in it, two other female comics were) - she made fun of Jolie and Aniston, but was really more denigrating of Jen, painting her as a bitter loser out to attack a lactating pregnant Jolie in a bathroom.  Jolie fights crazy spinster Jen off by shooting breast milk in her eye, and shooting her baby at her from between her thighs.  . ....and so...YOU have poor reading comprehension.  I never said Handler didnt make jokes about Jolie...what I said was, that when she was bought off and signed by Aniston's power publicity team, she cold turkey stopped making fun of Aniston (of course) and proceeded to viciously attack Jolie (no punch lines, no humor whatsoever, just angry tirades).  . It was clear to me, and to most people in the industry I'm sure, that Jen and her pr guy were well aware of what she was doing, and that they may have either sanctioned or ordered the hit.   I find that deplorable, cowardly and trashy of Aniston. Proves she's still not 'over it,' is a blatant liar and is not a nice person. Handler always came across as a nasty ish, and this verifies it.  I used to like her bits and sketches. I recognize now it wasn't her that was funny, it never was. She's just an old 'mean girl,' they both are.
katiebug0202 katiebug0202
ugh. jennifer just likes chelsea bc she picks on angelina.  angelina could have the most easy relaxing life but instead uses her celebrity to showcase doing things that have a  real impact for real people.  jennifer does yoga, likes her bikini, and  drinks with chelsea.  im not saying that jen too doesnt do impt stuff for world, but to the public she cares about losing her i-quit-smoking-pounds (she didnt even quit...good role model there),  margaritas, etcetc. great life, but angelina is so much more.
Diana English Diana English
@Guest26 Crazyone, you're right. Guest26 is talking out of her you know where. She makes no sense. Even if we go along with Aniston being so tight with Ted Harbert that she'd invite his cable talk show gf that regularly made fun of her and denigrated her (unlikely), how do you explain her saying Handler was "very much invited?" How can you be "very much invited,"  if you didn't know them at all? Leno asked her a simple question: How did you meet? A simple answer, if your version is true, would be to say: 'oh, a mutual friend introduced us, or, brought her as a plus one to my birthday party.' The facts are Huvane the power PR guy, and loooongtime bestie of Aniston's had signed Handler and brought her to the birthday party to make peace, having previously and REGULARLY denigrated Aniston on her show.  The entire timeline corresponds with Handler stopping the Aniston disses, and starting the angry unfunny Jolie tirades.  Handler was Aniston's flack's plus one. She's their pitbull. Period. Thats how they met, that's why Aniston didn't want to tell the truth and expound - because saying you're in the same PR stable, and have conspired to gang up on your imaginary rivals to hurt them wouldn't be well regarded. 
Diana English Diana English
@Guest26 @crazyone That makes no sense. Even if we go along with Aniston being so tight with Harbert that she'd invite his cable talk show gf that regularly made fun of her and denigrated her (unlikely), how do you explain her saying Handler was "very much invited?" why would you say that if you didn't know them at all? Leno asked her a simple question: how did you meet? A simple answer, if your version is true, would be to say: 'oh, a mutual friend brought her as a plus one to my birthday party.' The facts are Huvane the power PR guy, and pal of Aniston's had signed Handler and brought her to the birthday party to make peace, having previously denigrated Aniston on her show. It corresponds with her stopping the aniston disses, and starting the angry jolie tirades. She was Aniston's flack's plus one. She's their pitbull.
roseheart roseheart
 @hali3389  I agree with Hali3389. JA's friendship with Chelsea cost her a lot of fans.  People started to see through the act of being America's sweetheart and really being a very shallow mean person.   Not many people like trashy Chelsea and anyone who hangs with her is considered just as low life unfortunately.
Diana English Diana English
@Guest26 Nice try. But you're WRONG.   You don't address what I said at all: that Handler joined ranks with Aniston, and took on pitbull duties for her when she was signed in 2009 by Aniston's longtime power publicist. The same publicist whomrabidly protects Aniston, his cash cow, to the point of imploring slimy gossips and comics not to diss her. Signing Handler shut her up. Now they're in the same PR stable and she no longer makes fun of her being a loser.  No surprise.   With regards to their little award swapping theyve been doing since Handler signed with Aniston's flack, its simply quid pro quo - they're publicizing each other - they're in the same Huvane bros. company.    . As for the dates, I was right and you were wrong: see link below, from our very own popeater. http://www.popsugar.com/Photos-Jennifer-Aniston-Who-Joked-About-Love-Life-Women-Film-2009-Crystal-Lucy-Awards-LA-3296556 and I quote "Chelsea Handler presented Aniston with...".  . Handler also made a crack at the ceremony about 'rent a date' John Mayer, who had dumped Aniston for the second time by then, however Handler, like the good little guard dog she was hired to be, made it look like Jen did the dumping.   . I seriously doubt your version where Ted Harbert merely brought Handler to Aniston's birthday party as a 'guest.'   Aniston tells Leno herself that Handler was 'very much invited.'   How can your version (or Aniston's!) even be true if she didn't even KNOW her before the birthday party? If  it's as you claim, and Handler didn't even know Aniston and was just a '+1' of another friend, and that's how they met - HOW COULD SHE be "very much invited," (especially after making fun of her so much, and dissing her) and why would she be doing Aniston's damage control for her at award shows a few weeks later? that's kind of 0 to 60-ish.  It makes more sense that handler signed on the dotted line with Aniston's long time pal and pr flack, agreed to stop dissing Aniston, and got an invite to the b- day party after THAT fact. . Also, I didn't say Handler never made fun of Jolie. She made fun of Jolie AND Aniston, and in fact made fun if Jen more.   One of her skits was hilarious (probably because she wasn't in it, two other female comics were) - she made fun of Jolie and Aniston, but was really more denigrating of Jen, painting her as a bitter loser out to attack a lactating pregnant Jolie in a bathroom.  Jolie fights crazy spinster Jen off by shooting breast milk in her eye, and shooting her baby at her from between her thighs.  . ....and so...YOU have poor reading comprehension.  I never said Handler didnt make jokes about Jolie...what I said was, that when she was bought off and signed by Aniston's power publicity team, she cold turkey stopped making fun of Aniston (of course) and proceeded to viciously attack Jolie (no punch lines, no humor whatsoever, just angry tirades).  . It was clear to me, and to most people in the industry I'm sure, that Jen and her pr guy were well aware of what she was doing, and that they may have either sanctioned or ordered the hit.   I find that deplorable, cowardly and trashy of Aniston. Proves she's still not 'over it,' is a blatant liar and is not a nice person. Handler always came across as a nasty ish, and this verifies it.  I used to like her bits and sketches. I recognize now it wasn't her that was funny, it never was. She's just an old 'mean girl,' they both are
Diana English Diana English
@Guest26 Nice try. But you're WRONG.   You don't address what I said at all: that Handler joined ranks with Aniston, and took on pitbull duties for her when she was signed in 2009 by Aniston's longtime power publicist. The same publicist whomrabidly protects Aniston, his cash cow, to the point of imploring slimy gossips and comics not to diss her. Signing Handler shut her up. Now they're in the same PR stable and she no longer makes fun of her being a loser.  No surprise.   With regards to their little award swapping theyve been doing since Handler signed with Aniston's flack, its simply quid pro quo - they're publicizing each other - they're in the same Huvane bros. company.    . As for the dates, I was right and you were wrong: see link below, from our very own popeater. http://www.popsugar.com/Photos-Jennifer-Aniston-Who-Joked-About-Love-Life-Women-Film-2009-Crystal-Lucy-Awards-LA-3296556 and I quote "Chelsea Handler presented Aniston with...".  . Handler also made a crack at the ceremony about 'rent a date' John Mayer, who had dumped Aniston for the second time by then, however Handler, like the good little guard dog she was hired to be, made it look like Jen did the dumping.   . I seriously doubt your version where Ted Harbert merely brought Handler.  Aniston tells Leno herself that Handler was 'very much invited.'   How can your version be true if she didn't even know her before the birthday party? If she was just a guest of a friend, and that's how they met, why would she be doing Aniston's damage control for her at award shows.    . Also, I didn't say Handler never made fun of Jolie. She made fun of Jolie AND Aniston, and in fact made fun if Jen more.   One of her skits was hilarious (probably because she wasn't in it, two other female comics were) - she made fun of Jolie and Aniston, but was really more denigrating of Jen, painting her as a bitter loser out to attack a lactating pregnant Jolie in a bathroom.  Jolie fights crazy spinster Jen off by shooting breast milk in her eye, and shooting her baby at her from between her thighs.  . ....and so...YOU have poor reading comprehension.  I never said Handler didnt make jokes about Jolie...what I said was, that when she was bought off and signed by Aniston's power publicity team, she cold turkey stopped making fun of Aniston (of course) and proceeded to viciously attack Jolie (no punch lines, no humor whatsoever, just angry tirades).  . It was clear to me, and to most people in the industry I'm sure, that Jen and her pr guy were well aware of what she was doing, and that they may have either sanctioned or ordered the hit.   I find that deplorable, cowardly and trashy of Aniston. Proves she's still not 'over it,' is a blatant liar and is not a nice person. Handler always came across as a nasty ish, and this verifies it.  I used to like her bits and sketches. I recognize now it wasn't her that was funny, it never was. She's just an old 'mean girl,' they both are.
Guest26 Guest26
 @crazyone And you know this how? They've both said this is why she was there. She was in attendance solely as a date that night. Why would her publicist have anything to do with her personal party list? He's a publicist for many others yet not all of them were there!
Diana English Diana English
@Guest26 Nice try. But you're WRONG. Also, I notice you don't address what I said, that Handler joined ranks with Aniston, and took on pitbull duties for her when she was signed in 2009 by Aniston's longtime power publicist. The same publicist who is rabidly protects Aniston, to the point of imploring gossips and comics not to diss her. Signing Handler shut her up. Now they're in the same PR stable and she no longer makes fun of her being a loser. With regards to their little award swapping, they're publicizing each other - they're in the same Huvane bros. company. As for the dates, I was right and you were wrong: see link below, from our very own popeater. http://www.popsugar.com/Photos-Jennifer-Aniston-Who-Joked-About-Love-Life-Women-Film-2009-Crystal-Lucy-Awards-LA-3296556 and I quote "Chelsea Handler presented Aniston with...". Handler also made a crack about rent a date John Mayer, who had dumped Aniston for the second time, but Handler made it look like Jen did the dumping. I seriously doubt your version. If she was just a guest of a friend, and that's how they met, I doubt she'd be doing Aniston's damage control for her at award shows. Also, I didn't say she never made fun of Jolie. In fact one of her skits was hilarious (probably because she wasn't in it, two other female comics were) - she made fun of Jolie and Aniston, but was really more denigrating of Jen, painting her as a bitter loser out to attack a lactating Jolie in a bathroom. You have poor reading comprehension, what I said was, that when she was bought off and signed by Aniston's power publicity team, she cold turkey stopped making fun of Aniston (of course) and proceeded to viciously attack Jolie (no punch lines, no humor whatsoever, just angry tirades). It was clear to me, and to most people in the industry I'm sure, that Jen and her pr guy was well aware of what she was doing? Could have either sanctioned or ordered the hit. I find that deplorable, cowardly and trashy of Aniston. Proves she's still not 'over it,' is a blatant liar and is not a nice person. Handler always came across as a nasty ish, and this verifies it.
Diana English Diana English
@Guest26
crazyone crazyone
 @Guest26 no , that is not true..it was her publicist who invited her.they share the same pr team.
Guest26 Guest26
 @Diana English Handler has long made fun of Jennifer, Jolie and many others. She met Jennifer through her then-boyfriend Ted Harbert, who was invited to her birthday party in February 2009. They became friends and this has grown over time. She didn't "immediately" stop making fun of her and start handing out these awards to her (the first time they presented awards to each other was in July 2011). And if you really followed Handler as you claim you would know that her closeness to Jennifer didn't kick off her making fun of Jolie...she had been doing that for years and there are youtube videos to prove it. And both Aniston and Handler are respected in the industry. They've both earned the careers they have and are both very generous to those who have helped them along the way.
Guest26 Guest26
 @crazyone She was invited due to her boyfriend at the time. This was when Handler was with Ted Harbert who was a bigwig at NBC and whom Jennifer knew from her time on the network during Friends. Handler was living with the guy and in a serious relationship with him, so she was invited as his +one.
Diana English Diana English
I read they share the same power publicist. One of the Huvane brothers. Aniston's been with him for 15 years. Apparently, 3 years ago, her longtime pr guy signed Chelsea handler (that would correspond to the birthday party), Handler immediately stopped insulting and making fun of Jen on her show, and started handing out these little achievement awards to her at various functions, like they were longtime BFFs. At the time, before I knew Chelsea had been bought, I just thought it weird, how she could be making fun of Aniston one day, then start kissing her as.s the next day. I didn't know then, that they were playing for the same team (so to speak, heh). That's also right around the time she viciously attacked Angelina Jolie onstage and said all these awful hateful things. My respect for Aniston went downhill after that. Handler is Aniston's hired lackey and pittbull. That's why she couldn't tell Leno and the audience the truth. But people in the industry don't respect such a dishonest person. If you've got nothing to hide, why not say your publicist introduced you? Pathetic losers, the both of them.
janekay janekay
Jen looks fab...loving the leather pants...
hali3389 hali3389
Uh Jen, nice people don't call people they don't know/never met Cu***, or B*****. Or make racist jokes about kids, or make down syndrome jokes about kids. They also don't call a little girl a d*ke! Chelsea has done all of these things in comments about Angelina/Jolie-Pitt kids.Anyone friends with Handler supports all this. They are like mean girls from High School all sitting around insulting people not there. Ellen DeGeneres is a perfect example of being funny without being vile and nasty.
hali3389 hali3389
Uh Jen, nice people don't call people they don't know/never met Cu***, or B*****. Or make racist jokes about kids, or make down syndrome jokes about kids. They also don't call a little girl a d*ke! Chelsea has done all of these things.Anyone friends with her is just as nasty. Ellen DeGeneres is a perfect example of being funny without being vile and nasty.  
crazyone crazyone
so you invite people that you dont even know to you birthday?! guess  you have to be her friend otherwise she would continue to call desperate
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