Jessica Alba left the glam at the Oscars and made her way through LAX solo (except for her friendly videographer) last night. Jessica is one of those girls who always seems to be complaining about being awkward and unpopular as a kid, but somehow I'm still hard pressed to believe it. She recently contributed to a book of essays by female celebrities called If I'd Known Then about just that. In her piece Jessica talks about being labeled "a slut" by PTA moms when she had a big chest at a young age and how to deal with teenage guys. She says, "Boys are awful. They are made of nothing but hormones until they're about 20 or 21 . . . It's fun to have a crush, but don't think it's forever . . . And use birth control and condoms, please." No comment.