Conversations about Famous People reports that Jessica is a lesbian with her dear friend Cacee. Here are some pics of the happy couple shopping with their bodyguard (who by the way also sports a phat Motorola Razr phone - is that normal?).

Of course, you all know where I stand on Jessica Simpson and whoever she is with.... I believe her and Nick are, and will always, be happily married (cause I'm a romantic sucker like that and I like them together).