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Jessica Files for Divorce

In another calculated move to announce big news on a Friday night so we wouldn't cover it, Jessica offically files for divorce from Nick for "irreconcilable differences." She has asked to change her legal name back to Simpson and for no spousal support.

It has become clear to me that Jessica checked out of this marriage a long time ago and broke Nick's heart. I hope he gets some serious cash and find loves elsewhere. As for Jessica, I hope she can keep her cute image but so far with Pimp Daddy Simpson managing that career, she is only getting more diva-ish. Stay tuned.

In other Simpson news, Ashlee has been hospitalized for "exhaustion" in Japan. What's going on with the Simpson clan? I think it is time for a long break from their entire family.

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