Jessica Simpson has apparently quit the road life in favor of grocery shopping. As an aside, what kind of crappy grocery bagger puts one bag on top of all the other ones. Seriously? unless all the bags are full of uncrushables it just seems like an odd call. Riiiiight, moving on. Jessica is so down to earth. I mean, she's loading her own grocery bags (full of air? Okay, now I'm obsessing) into her car.

Meanwhile, John Mayer was recently interviewed by the kid who won I'm With Rolling Stone (also, did they cancel that halfway through the season or what?) and when asked if he's ever purchased a Jessica Simpson album John answered, "I lisen (sic) to most new music released every week." Way to avoid the question, dude.

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