Jessica's Got a New Nickname, Courtesy of the President

May 1, 2008

Who knows what Jessica Simpson was thinking when she chose her dress (awkward length? giant flower pattern?) for an afternoon around LA with CaCee Cobb yesterday. While she seemed pretty high on life in her recent Glamour interview, maybe she's got sourpuss face after hearing that George W. Bush has been making jokes at her expense. Aww, don't be sad jinx, I mean Jess, Tony will be back soon to put that smile back on your face.

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59 Comments

hillamaria 5 years 2 weeks

what a dress...

hillamaria 5 years 2 weeks

what a dress...

Katya1967 5 years 2 weeks

What do you expect -- Bushie is a jerk!

mar 5 years 2 weeks

ok, I am not a Bush supporter, but in Texas, Jessica is considered a jinx, he was trying to be funny. I have a lot more bones to pick with him then that. I do not think that is a big deal at all. As for Jessica, she has no fashion sense what so ever, and she is probably the celeb I hate the most next to Paris

mar 5 years 2 weeks

mar 5 years 2 weeks

Gigger 5 years 2 weeks

But do you laugh when you read about all our boys dying in Iraq because of HIM????? Do you laugh when you fill up your gas tank? Oil was $30 a barrel when he took office & we had a budget surpluss...Now Oil is over $100 and China owns our ass!!!

Gigger 5 years 2 weeks

CaterpillarGirl 5 years 2 weeks

I think its funny when he pardons the thanksgiving turkey, or says "nuclear" or does that snorty little snarfy laugh. and i am 34.

CaterpillarGirl 5 years 2 weeks

I think its funny when he pardons the thanksgiving turkey, or says "nuclear" or does that snorty little snarfy laugh. and i am 34.

Tnkrbelli 5 years 2 weeks

Wow, these comments suprise me. Are people still ignorant enough to laugh at a George Bush joke and actually call him funny?!?! I personally don't think ANYTHING he has done is funny----what's the average age in here--12?

Tnkrbelli 5 years 2 weeks

This president is so low, he needs to worry about how many people are dying overseas (at his hands) rather than cracking jokes about America's celebutard pop culture. What a low-life. I'm suprised at what he's gotten away with. Bush why don't you do something relevant with yourself for the last few months of your presidency.

PinkTink707 5 years 2 weeks

Oh ..and for the record...I have jessica's bag in black and I LOVE IT!!! So roomy and comfy to wear ;)

PinkTink707 5 years 2 weeks

the dress is terrible...I think that Bush is an idiot and should worry more about the economy that Jessica Simpson. I can't wait until the election. Oh, and for the record, give me a friggin break, a jinx? Come on, athletes DO have bad games you know. It's not her fault. Let it go. The Giants were the better team...suck it up and move on - PS - GO GIANTS!

PinkTink707 5 years 2 weeks

Amesabelle 5 years 2 weeks

Caterpillar Girl - Not sure if you understand what nepotism means.

Amesabelle 5 years 2 weeks

This comment from a president who admittedly doesn't even read the freaking newspaper himself, but gets his updates from assistants and aides? Talk about trying too hard.

pinkprincess1101 5 years 2 weeks

george bush needs to stfu seriously cant stand that moron just a few more months of ruining our country

pinkprincess1101 5 years 2 weeks

george bush needs to stfu seriously cant stand that moron just a few more months of ruining our country, i agree justin what is the problem with men well and some women too, btw her dress is pretty, cacee needs to put her nipples away

pinkprincess1101 5 years 2 weeks

CaterpillarGirl 5 years 2 weeks

I loved the joke, and if you want to talk "nepotism" .....the simpsons practically live off that word

treb 5 years 2 weeks

Hahah! I'm imagining President Bush flipping through the pages of US and People making fun of Jessica's dress. It was a joke, which was WRITTEN for him, for the correspondance speech. I don't like the guy, but it's a non-issue that he made the joke, people. Lighten up.

treb 5 years 2 weeks

Hahah! I'm imagining President Bush flipping through the pages of US and People making fun of Jessica's dress.It was a joke, which was WRITTEN for him, for the correspondance speech. I don't like the guy, but it's a non-issue that he made the joke, people. Lighten up.