Joe Francis Thinks Paris Has Skills, Tara Not So Much

February 1, 2007

As if you didn't think Joe Francis was sleazy before, this week has really been the icing on the cake, eh? First, Paris Exposed showed the Girls Gone Wild founder cavorting with, groping, and generally acting skeevy with Paris. Then, we got a lovely little glimpse into his illicit activities with the underage set. Apparently he didn't think this was all stomach-turning enough, because this morning Joe Francis went on the Howard Stern show to talk about his celebrity conquests. TMZ has the audio, but here's a rundown:

Paris is better at Oral Sex than Lindsay (but he backtracks and says he and Linds are just friends).

Paris is the best in bed out of all his celebrity conquests.

Paris was at her best in the ParisExposed era.

Tara Reid is bad in bed, maybe because she just lays there, maybe because she's the only one he used protection with [ed note: head in hands, sick].

Did he mention that Paris is the best at everything?

The interview sounds a little unnecessarily and suspiciously glowing about Paris' sexual prowess. Methinks said starlet may have asked Mr. Joe Francis if he would skew his stories in a certain direction. Hey, if she's not going to be able to get rid of the Paris Exposed information, at least she wants to get good reviews.

For more of Paris Hilton using some out-of-bedroom acting skills in The Hottie and The Nottie just read more

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2 years 2 weeks

what Joe said on the Stern Show was that Tara was smelly and loose and that she basically just laid there.

honeysugar28 6 years 15 weeks

I wonder how many STD's were exchanged between these 2.

andaman 6 years 15 weeks

You know what? All I keep hearing in these videos is you are beautiful..zzzz Paris loves being adored by men. She doesn't care what they're asking her to do (including touching herself) She just loves being told she is beautiful. GOD talk about air heads! She needs to grow up and faces some real challenges like learning to act and sing.

lwright2 6 years 15 weeks

This guy has always reminded me of this total loser dork guy from high school that was so anxious to fit in and be accepted by the cool guys that he would do or say anything to impress people. I think he is full of crap and makes up stories about who he has slept with so that people will think he is cool when he is really a complete, sad and disgusting loser. It is almost enough to make you feel sad for him, but then you remember all the drunk, vulnerable under-age girls he has exploited. Why some angry father has not shot this guy is beyond me. I guess the really sad thing is that the Hollywood world is actually stupid enough to buy into his crap. I for one see right through him to the sad little boy so desperate for approval that he truly is. Yuck!

Jett Rowan 6 years 15 weeks

Sleaze ball scum.

Aggie 6 years 15 weeks

Well.. thank you Francis for the wonderful information. :sick: ______________________________________ \People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character/

BlondeSugar 6 years 15 weeks

This is really nauseating.

Imabeliever 6 years 15 weeks

I totally beleive that story and the Paris video back it up actually. He is a master manipulator and I have no problem believing he has raped/drugged or taken advantage of intoxicated women. He reminds me of a coach in high school who was having sex with girls on our swim team. He excudes just enough charm and sweetness and then just enough threat of violence to get in a girls pants and then keep them from telling. What is with men like that?

sofi 6 years 15 weeks

I am just so disturbed and appalled by that article. So many stupid people that work, strip, and hang out with him are such enablers and help him suck in more insecure people. People (young girls) see him hanging out with celebs and want to know him and be popular like all his girls. I just don't know what's happening to the world when such twisted people are considered "celebrity". I had to rant because this is incredible and sick that such a person hasn't been hunted down yet by an angry father or boyfriend and put away. What kinda 'rehab' does he need??

cari907 6 years 15 weeks

ugh wat a sleaze "It`s weird to get dressed when you know you`re going to get everything off." Bridget Marquardt from The Girls Next Door

sashak 6 years 15 weeks

wow. that article is horrific

lawyerjenn 6 years 15 weeks

EVERYONE GO IMMEDIATELY read the article Whitedaisy posted. I read it when it came out. It's completely disturbing. He's not a fun guy who is a slut. He is a predator with some seirous mental issues and we're making him a millionaire. I can't wait until he's either beat up by an infuriated dad or big brother or goes to jail for a LONG LONG time.

lawyerjenn 6 years 15 weeks

http://www.latimes.com/features/magazine/west/la-tm-gonewild32aug06,0,2664370.story Read up ladies. This article will make you far more nauceous than the fact that he bedded Hilton. He's essentially a rapist running around filming himself.

Charmer07 6 years 15 weeks

this dude joe is the lowest of all low for going around talking sh**t about these girls. he probably has all the STD's you can name. yuck! yuck! yuck! these girls need to team up and attack his a***ss, but both him and paris two gross and probably full of STD's. why would anyone watch girls gone wild?

liliblu 6 years 15 weeks

What was really sad about what he said is that he feels Tara was bad in bed because he had to use protection with her. My opinion of her was raised a little at reading that. Why are women still not insisting that men wear condoms?

RainbowCrayon 6 years 15 weeks

.... Yeah.. there's just nothing left to say. **~~Everyone who's anyone has been on sesame street.~~**

RainbowCrayon 6 years 15 weeks

....Yeah.. there's just nothing left to say.**~~Everyone who's anyone has been on sesame street.~~**

Luna13 6 years 15 weeks

this is all we needed to hear miss hiltons best positions! grosss! she should be more careful about who she spreads her legs with!

Imabeliever 6 years 15 weeks

The typo was on purpose cause I thought I would get flagged. hehehe

Imabeliever 6 years 15 weeks

give him a break..its probably hard to judge talent in bed when you are a premature ejaculatory.

chatter 6 years 15 weeks

Paris and Joe are both low lifes they are well suited. All though i must say Paris has low self esteem to get with no.1 someone so ugly no.2 someone so creepy, and no. 3 a pedophile! paris is vile and has serious issues. She seems to love to degrade herself. Oh yeh thats right sorry, she did it all to become famous.

chatter 6 years 15 weeks

Paris and Joe are both low lifes they are well suited. All though i must say Paris has low self esteem to get with no.1 someone so ugly no.2 someone so creepy, and no. 3 a pedophile!paris is vile and has serious issues. She seems to love to degrade herself. Oh yeh thats right sorry, she did it all to become famous.

rubialala 6 years 15 weeks

Gross.

ikitty13 6 years 15 weeks

I just read the article that whitedaisy posted, and i am sick to my stomach and enraged. I don't know what to say, but it makes me mad to know that he is not in prison because he has so much money to pay the best lawyers in the world to keep him out of trouble. Thank you for posting that link, everyone should read it.

ikitty13 6 years 15 weeks

Link Love

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