Joe Simpson Wants to Kick Bam's Ass

September 28, 2006

Jackass Bam Margera reiterated last week on Howard Stern that he did in fact hook up with Jessica while she was still married to Nick. We're still not buying this story; he was just desperate to stay relevant in the news. Pimp Daddy Simpson is pretty pissed off about the comment. He said, “As a father, I want to go beat the crap out of people who say things like this. It really hurts to hear people say things like this about my daughter.” Watch out Bam, Pimp Daddy Simpson wants to beat the crap out of you!!

Lots more pics of Jess leaving Mr. Chow in her see through back dress in London so read more

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MG42 6 years 33 weeks

MG42 LOL, oops sorry, didn't mean to use the word a**, but it really is a nice one!

MG42 6 years 33 weeks

MG42 Hey Bam is not so bad! He's hot, and if you've seen Jackass Number 2, you know what a sweet gorgeous ass he has! Also, did you know that he is an Executive producer, Director and writer? He has been a pro skateboarder since he was 13. He has a record label and a clothes & skateboard line. Amongst many other things, I would love to know what else he has "under his belt" You can bet she boinked him, I would! Doesn't sound like a loser or an idiot to me.

Trixie6 6 years 33 weeks

She did Bam & Pimp Daddy is pissed because he can't believe that his precious little girl would stoop so low as to boink the likes of Bam Margera. If she had cheated with, say, a hottie like Becks or Went (not that she's even in the same league with either of the, but you get the point), Daddy would be patting her on the back for moving 'up' from Nick Lachey.

Luna13 6 years 33 weeks

noone knows what really happened only jess knows, we are all just speculatuing..

KimmiAnn 6 years 33 weeks

She's probably pissed cause her sister is trying to morph in to her! There's a pic of Ashlee on People and she looks JUST LIKE JESS! Believe in Magic!

YummiSushi 6 years 33 weeks

The right side of her face is definitely the "good side".

mar 6 years 33 weeks

Daddy wants to kick his ass because he is noy an A liter like Jude Law. He can kiss my heiny. I, personally think we are just making fun of stupid people. That's all. Polotics is not lightheatred enough for Pop.

pink_magnetism 6 years 33 weeks

Missed the drama, lol! Anyway, I believe something definately happened between Jessica & Bam, because the story just keeps coming up. She might not have actually slept with him, buy something defiantely happened. I guess this is another situation where Pimp Daddy favours Jess. He wants to kick Bam's ass for talking about having sex with her, but he didn't do anything when Wilmer did the same thing about Ashlee.

Padraigin 6 years 33 weeks

Pad, I think I was channeling you for a minute. It's OK... the blue pills will fix that.

SweetPeasMom 6 years 33 weeks

Oh, I was done.

shoes4life 6 years 33 weeks

The faster the Simpson clan fade away the better. She and her sister are nothing more than an overexposed and overpaid reality show dummies! If it was not for Daddy Joe shoving his daughters down everyones throat every chance he gets they would have faded out of the lime light long time ago.

LaurenG22 6 years 33 weeks

huh?

t0xxic 6 years 33 weeks

I thought that it already ended

JennaV 6 years 33 weeks

In other words, Simmer down now...LOL :)

bruno 6 years 33 weeks

Bark! Bruno was here.

LaurenG22 6 years 33 weeks

more often then not, I am joking :) haha- I always hated Nick Carter- thought he was a girly man... i like my men to act like men, you know what i mean????

ohilovemybabies 6 years 33 weeks

I thought you were joking then I thought maybe she was not!!! So, I just went with not... I love the pic of Nick C. I cannot believe that I ever liked him he turned out to be one ugly dude..

LaurenG22 6 years 33 weeks

OHILOVEMYBABIES, I was kidding about the christian girls thing. hahahahha i was making lite of the fact that jess claims she is a christian and she is obviously f-ing everyone in hollywood and popping something to get that glassy eyed look all the time... im sarcastic and sometimes it doesnt translate well on popsugar :) LOL

SweetPeasMom 6 years 33 weeks

Pad, I think I was channeling you for a minute.

Padraigin 6 years 33 weeks

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's POLITICALLY CORRECT GIRL!

SweetPeasMom 6 years 33 weeks

And, I'm not hiding behind my anonymity when I say I don't like Jessica or I think she cheated on her husband, because guess what? I say it to people in "real life" when we gossip, too. The only reason I keep my anonymity on here is because there are nut jobs that I don't want showing up at my front door because they can't take my opinion. I'm not scared I'll offend someone, but obviously some people are really attached to their celebs, which makes me wonder why they'd be on a site like this anyway... what are you? The caped crusader for the rich and famous?

Daisy6264 6 years 33 weeks

Lol. Joe is crazy.

JennaV 6 years 33 weeks

LOL SPM!!! Yes, let's just kiss every celeb's ass on here. :barf:

ohilovemybabies 6 years 33 weeks

Lauren, I don't like Danity Kane either ...And, I know good christian girls don't do drugs....

SweetPeasMom 6 years 33 weeks

Um, this is a GOSSIP site, right? Isn't that the point? We Gossip? Now, from what I learned in high school, gossip usually isn't nice. It's all about, oh my god, she's a skank and she looks like a tranny. Maybe that was just the gossip at my high school though. I guess at igloo's all the gossip was like, Wow, she's really classy. Can you believe her class?

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