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Mean Girls Quotes as (Not Really) Said by Kate Middleton

Jun 28 2014 - 1:20am

Kate Middleton is so fetch. With all her poise and princessy moments [1], she's far from a mean girl, but that doesn't mean we can't pretend, right? With a look back at some of Kate's memorable appearances and hilarious facial expressions [2], let's imagine that Kate Middleton said all these Mean Girls quotes, shall we? Grool.

"I really wanna lose three pounds."

"That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets."

"Now I guess she's on crack."

"Is butter a carb?"

"Get in, loser. We're going shopping."

"I hear her hair's insured for $10,000."

"That is the ugliest f'ing skirt I have ever seen."

"Four for you, Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco!"

"You can't sit with us!"

"How many of you have ever felt personally victimized by Regina George?"

"That vest was disgusting."

"That's so fetch."

"My nailbeds suck."

"Your hair looks so sexy pushed back."

"I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm popular."

"You can go shave your back now."

"I will keep you here till 4."

"You can't just ask people why they're white."

"These sweatpants are all that fit me right now."

"Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries."

"I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this."

"Well, this has been sufficiently awkward."

"Don't let the haters stop you from doing your thang."

"I, like, invented her. You know what I mean?"

"Grool."

"I have this theory that if you cut off all her hair, she'd look like a British man."

"Wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?"

"So you agree? You think you're really pretty?"

"You let it out, honey. Put it in the book."

"We should totally just stab Caesar!"

"There's a 30 percent chance that it's already raining."

"Irregardless! Ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean, that's just, like, the rules of feminism!"

"She asked me how to spell orange."

"I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you."

"Why are you so obsessed with me?"

"They make you gain weight like crazy."

"You could try Sears."

"Boo, you whore."

"I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy."


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