Matthew McConaughey, Is That Really You?

Brace yourselves everyone - MM has finally put his shirt back on and he appears to have left the beach. Possibly lost, Matthew was caught wandering the streets of Beverly Hills with a toothpick and a visor. He showed no signs of stretching, running or exercising of any kind. We are shocked and confused by this drastic change of events. It must mean summer is coming to an end. The good news is at least fall TV is right around the corner!