Today is Mindy Kaling's 34th birthday, and to celebrate, we've rounded up 34 of the star's funniest, most spot-on tweets. We first fell in love with Mindy as Kelly Kapoor on The Office, and last year, we couldn't put down her hilarious book, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns) . She brings her relatable sense of humor to her TV show, The Mindy Project, and her Twitter feed is full of hilarious one-liners. In honor of Mindy's birthday, take a look at 34 of her funniest tweets!
Mindy Kaling has a fantasy  about Jane Austen and Taylor Swift .
One of the many joys of primping , courtesy of Mindy Kaling.
Perhaps Mindy Kaling knows David Beckham  from his underwear model fame.
When it comes to words, Mindy Kaling has a thing  for slang.
Mindy Kaling had a non-role-model night .
While some women have a signature scent, Mindy Kaling has a signature flower .
Mindy Kaling may have come up with the latest beauty technique .
Even just the prospect of a club  excited Mindy Kaling.
Mindy Kaling studied the layout  of The Grove.
Mindy Kaling got her guest list  ready.
Mindy Kaling gave Breaking Bad a major compliment .
Mindy Kaling responded to Anderson Cooper 's coming-out news .
Mindy Kaling is all about photo booths , and we can't blame her.
Mindy Kaling created a male version  of the Jackie vs. Marilyn theory.
When it comes to LA diet trends , Mindy Kaling knows what's up.
Mindy Kaling questioned the relationship  between pregnancy and nudity.
Mindy Kaling made an Instagram foul .
Mindy Kaling is envious that Anne Hathaway  can pull off  a pixie cut.
Mindy Kaling has guys' Twitter habits down to a science .
Mindy Kaling pointed out that the new nail art trend  is for everyone.
Mindy Kaling had imaginary conversations  with the Batman villain Bane via Twitter.
Mindy Kaling plans to bring scrunchies back  into style.
Mindy Kaling pointed out that Californians don't have experience  with natural disasters.
Mindy Kaling is finally swooning  over Leo.
We know who Mindy Kaling has a crush  on.
Red Lobster's commercials really get to  Mindy Kaling.
Mindy Kaling hopes Kobe  will make a modern-day Space Jam.
Mindy Kaling's eating suggestion  would make sushi dates a little less awkward.
Mindy Kaling has a thing  for Kourtney Kardashian's guy.
Mindy Kaling really struggles  with to-go boxes sometimes.
Mindy Kaling shared some hilarious fake Fashion Week tweets .
Mindy Kaling prefers to call Lincoln by his full name .
Mindy Kaling only lets people she really likes  waste her time.
Mindy Kaling is fully aware  of how often she uses her hands when she speaks.