OMG, stop it. This YouTube video from Garlic Jackson Comedy [1] is literally everything. You will love. It completely encapsulates how we all felt when Lupita Nyong'o hit the Oscars red carpet, Britney opened her Las Vegas show, and Beyoncé's visual album dropped. As the video suggests, there's no true male equivalent, but Leonardo DiCaprio [2] and Ryan Gosling [3] do "slay smokes on the reg." Watch this hilarious video now — you will literally die.