It's been slightly over a week since we last checked in with our famous-for-questionable -reasons-but-looks-darn-cute-in-a-head-scarf starlet Nicole and her tattoed and sleeveless ruffian boyfriend Joel. And what, pray tell, have these two rapscallions been up to? Mmmm, I'll go with a whole lot of nothing topped off by some serious shopping. Those two crazy kids are still wearing rings on their wedding fingers, too. And wait a minute, did Mary-Kate fall on hard times and have to sell her favorite bag to Nic?!? Saaaaad.