An Open Letter to Shia LaBeouf's Hair

An Open Letter to Shia LaBeouf's Hair

Dear Shia LaBeouf's Hair, How was the Transformers photocall in Madrid? It looks like a real gas! I'm super excited to see the movie when it comes out in the states July 3rd, but we have something to discuss before that big premiere. It's not me, it's you. (Also, your cardigan, but that's for another time.) The slicked back thing isn't working -- at all. It makes you look sleazy, skeevy and greasy, which are not good qualities when you are on your way to becoming the biggest movie star ever! Look how cute you were in smash hit Disturbia! Please, put down the hair product and walk away while you still can. Do it for the Even Stevens fans, SLB's hair. Do it for all of us who want to see you succeed and can't wait to see you alongside a slightly older Indiana Jones next summer. Hugs, Me

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