OITNB's Pablo Schreiber Is Really Hot Without That Pornstache

Updated on 7/25/2014 at 4:44 PM

Now that we've torn through the entire second season of Orange Is the New Black, we're doing everything we can to find out about season three. According to recent reports, Pablo Schreiber's infamous bad-boy character on the show, George "Pornstache" Mendez, might not be in season three. Of course, Pornstache is a hilarious presence, but we're going to go ahead and say it: we're not going to miss him. And it's not because he's so evil. It's because Pablo Schreiber looks so hot without a mustache. Maybe we never noticed before because we were so focused on John Bennett, aka actor Matt McGorry. If you're feeling a little incredulous about Pablo Schreiber's total hottie status, keep scrolling and allow us to convince you. Source: Netflix, Getty / Jamie McCarthy

This is George "Pornstache" Mendez, the correctional officer on OITNB that we all love to hate.

Ew. Double ew.

Just look at that creepy mustache.

Look at it.

And that HAIR.

Get it away.

But underneath it all, you'll find THIS HANDSOME MAN named Pablo Schreiber.

Who IS THIS?! What have you done with Pornstache?!

Just LOOK AT HIM. AND SEND HELP.

He is 6'5", and we don't even know what to do with that much muscle.

Here he is looking adorable with Tricia from OITNB (RIP).

Even if Mendez accidentally kills Tricia on OITNB, actress Madeline Brewer knows Pablo is a great guy.

Here he is looking totally gorgeous and smiling.

Get away from here with your beauty, Pablo.

Here he is at the OITNB premiere, looking the opposite of creepy.

Sorry in advance if you drown in those eyes.

Here he is looking VERY dapper. Good LORD.

This cannot be the same person.

LOOK AT THIS PICTURE.

Actually, DON'T look at it. It's like staring into the sun.

He even takes adorable selfies.

Does this look like the face of a masochistic jerk? NOPE.

He even looks hot chilling by the pool.

We are not mad at that body. Not even a little bit.

Here he is with a cute jacket.

This looks like a man you can bring home to Mom, you know?

He's not ashamed to associate with Pornstache, though.

He even has a sense of humor about it. Get on his level.

What's that, you say? You're slowly falling in love with him?

Get in line.

In conclusion, Pablo Schreiber is a very tall, very handsome, very gigantic beacon of beauty.

This has been a public service announcement.