Paris' Burger Desires, No Lights, Could Put her in Clink

Paris, wearing some of the least believable extensions I've ever seen and that questionably enhanced chest (otherwise, cute), stepped out to celebrate Brett Ratner's birthday at Prime Grill in LA Wednesday night. She looked to be in good spirits, but the latest controversy surrounding the heiress would surely rain on her spray tan parade. Back in September, Paris was charged with a DUI after her one margarita/need for In-N-Out incident. Last month, Paris was pulled over again for speeding/no headlights and though the word was she had a suspended license at the time, Elliot Mintz denied that she was aware of this fact. Now, city prosecutors are saying that Paris was well aware of her suspended license and could face up to 90 days in jail for violating her probation.

Knowing Paris, it will be a cold day in hell before Paris sees the inside of a jail cell. But something tells me there are a few people who would like to see otherwise.