Yes! She covered up the wonky eye!

Photoshop becomes her.

I'm soooo upset the album's been delayed. I'm going to sit in my room with all the lights off now and weep gently.

darn, and i've been busy holding my breath...

oh my how ever will we deal with this delay???

In that third picture on the bottom, she's SO trying for that "iconic" look.

Maybe the album will never be released...we can only hope!!

You know why she can't be sexy, no matter how hard she tries? Because we've seen it ALL, there is nothing left to imagine, no mystery. I could never look at her and think wow she's sexy.

hahaha kylake ROFLMAO!!!

WHAAAAAAAAT? Paris's cd has been delayed. Well, there goes my August. I'll have to renew my prozac prescription.

I hella am waitin to hear the album! she looks beautiful!

Lol.. It's more of her swag that makes her look good.

Because EEk! to her bird nose and EEK! to her monster feet!

(gentle weeping has turned into heaving sobs)

hahaha ky! i hope this just means they found out she was the new milli vanilli!

Want some prozac Ky? Or will a big hunk of chocolate do?

I don't really like Paris but She looks good on the pics even if everything is fake she looks good.

i'm probably the only one, but i actually want to hear the other songs that will be on her album. i'm curious to see if they all sound the exact same, because that's what i imagine it being like.

(Uncontrollable sobs have led to dehydration. Need water. And yes, a hunk of chocolate. Now leave alooooooooone! I don't wanna talk! Boo hoo hoooo)

Linday Lohan, is that you girl ??? I didn't know you were one of the story contributors on PopSugar.
Well I guess that explains all the nasty toned Paris Hilton and Simpson sister stories......

Ky, we'll get back to you near the end of August.

Maybe she gets her STD's results back then and she will be taking it easier at that time in order to allow her coochie to heal.

Oh my god, JK Boogie, you are hilarious! You got me out of my funk!

I love this HO!

I heard the new Fergy song is way worse than Miss Paris's new song? Is that true?..........anyone?

Oh, to be ugly, stupid, and rich...

I hate her ugly long hot dog nose!

u cuold ski off her nose

Juicey...hopefully I will never know...did not watch it on Pop the other day...hoping I can avoid it...it's got to be bad.

im trying to avoid fugly's new song like im trying to avoid crabs, genital warts and herpes!

her song wasnt as bad as i thought it would be. i wonder if she can really sing. i expected her music to be as annoying as her voice...

I refuse to watch it too. Anytime it comes on the radio I quickly change the station.

Wow! I didn't know Photoshop could airbrush AIDS out of a picture. This hoor looks cleaned up.

ky, you are so funny! Even if Paris is icky, she still has some great handbags

i'm not buying that trash

maybe she got nervous cause she realized once the album comes out, she'll be expected to sing for real like she does in the rip-offs she's done. haha---i really don't mind her, actually, i just doubt she can sing live the way she sounds on the track. milli vanilli, anyone?

Who cares about her and her stupid album, she could keep delaying it for how long she wants, because if she do finally release it, no one is going to buy it

She does look good in these airbrushed pics.
I don't see the point in delaying the release of the album-trying to get more publicity?

I'd like to say something mean about her - but I actually like these shots

Brazilian girl - I was thinking the same thing! No wonky eye! LMAO!

And, wasn't her album already delayed before? This is the second delay, right? Her poor, poor fans. *sniff sniff*

ann fancy bite your tounge!

jleegirl, yes, the TRAGIC delay to her several fans will be dificult to overcome. alas, we all have our trials in this life.

This skank looks like a damn ferret. I still don't get what's so sexy about her. I wish she'd just go away. That song of hers is terrible. f*cking rodent.

I actually like paris I don't think its fair how peeps pick on her so much

i like the hair (covering half her face) about 3 more inches on the other side of her face and she'd look okay.

Valeri..that is too funny....
She is so unattractive it is a shame.

Hey BlackBarbie...not sexy at all...men just see $$$ signs and they know that she is ready and willing.

she is busy making a hotel or something with her sister so maybe that is why the delay in the album release date. or maybe she is busy hiring some fans. or buying some panties.

THIS SLUT IS GIVEN TO MUCH CREDIT. clearly shes airbrushed to hell...why dont we all zoom in on her fugly nose and huge man feet, and lets see her with no extensions and those fake blue contacts...why do ppl love someting that is not real...it doesnt make sense to be...true beauty should be something ppl should look for in an idol, not some retard with daddys money with nothing natural on her. this world is sad because ppl like Paris are in it.

oo ya.. and her song and album SUCKS!!! i heard her live on youtube.com singing OMG SHE IS TERRIBLE. soooo much sh*t went into making her sound presentable.

dude that's Fn hot. Brad needs to procreate w something else now, just to experiment

What?? The album has been delayed? Seriously that is f**ked up, i was sooo waiting for that day! cough, cough, boo hoo who gives a flying toss about her stupid album and stupid self, oh cry me a god dam river! Biatch

If she could look that good in real life id bang her.
but i wouldnt tell you lot.

Miss Sixty, I agree with you 100 percent! I just cannot find ANY beauty in someone as fake as her.