Paris Gets Pissy

Popbitch's best story this week:

Backstage at Live8 Ricky Gervais was at the side of the stage. Paris Hilton walked up to him and said how much she liked his stuff.

Ricky: “Have we met before?�
Paris “Yes. I’m Paris Hilton�
Ricky “Oh, sorry Paris, I didn’t recognise you without a cock in your mouth.�

Exit Paris in a huff.

Can't help but laugh at that one but I still like the genius of last week's better.


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