Paris Hilton went to college yesterday, but obviously not to receive an education. Instead she picked up her trophy for being named Harvard Lampoon's Woman of the Year. Clearly Harvard doesn't have the same high standards for its award recipients as it does for its students. Paris was as eloquent as ever when she accepted the cup, saying, "Harvard is hot! Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine standing here, standing on the steps of the Harvard Lampoon. It's really exciting and I've had such a great time." It's always refreshing to hear Paris making fun of herself, but hopefully the masterminds at Harvard don't have the heiress in mind for a graduation speaker.