This girl is very aware of how shes represented. From carrying religious books and the bible (book cover facing out for all to see I might add) and now this.

Yum.

LAME
LAME
LAME, LAME, LAME......THIS GIRL IS LAME!!!
But those jeans are HOT!!!

Maybe she just wants to have some old fashioned fun before she goes away for awhile. She's done the partying thing so much that it probably just seems like a job to her, maybe watching a silly movie and eating ice cream really are her ideas of a good time. I agree with Simon 100% as usual. There really are worse things and even if this -is- a publicity stunt, wouldn't you rather see her mowing down on ice cream than slamming shots in Vegas?

paris is the picture perfect of dumb asses

Also, she pulls off the innocent look really well, she looks gorgeous here.

psh! get this gal thrown in jail quick! she's pulling more pathetic stunts as the day comes near.. honey.. you aint winning no one!

what happened too her enormous boobs

Oh, please! She knows that we are all watching her and she loves it. Going to jail wont change her, she might know she made a mistake, but in her mind it was probably getting caught. Next time she'll just make sure daddy takes care of it, for real! She loves all the attention and nothing will ever change that!

It really offends me that she thinks the general public is stupid enough to think that just because she's seen with a Bible and a children's book, she's suddenly all pure and innocent.

maybe she might stay like this even after jail

This is all so ridiculous. Her little good girl act is getting old.

so is anyone actually buy this innocent act? i don't feel sorry for her, I feel sorry for the people that actually buy all of this pr crap that is so obviously contrived.

I heard Ryan Seacrest on the radio yesterday defending her and saying that it was so harsh, and she can't eat or sleep.

Maybe she should have thought of that after the FIRST time she violated her probabtion.

The more she tries to "act", the more it irritates me, and I thought she had already reached her limit on that.

Wow her PR is working over time. And Jill, Ryan annoys me with what a kiss ass he is to the stars.

Shes trying way too hard, not buyin' it.

see the things is it would sound so unreasonable for her to be sent to jail if it wasn't for her stupidity and her irresponsible actions. she asked for it. now ignorant people like seacrest defends her like she doesn't deserve the sentence at all! she deserves every single punishment that can be handed to her. she acts like she can buy the law.. don't think so babe!

Again, would you all rather see her out partying etc?

I'd rather see her not playing for the cameras at all, partying or otherwise.

I don't care if she parties. I care if she parties and gets behind the wheel of a car.

If my only choices in life are her playing the public like a violin or her being herself and partying, life isn't worth living.

hey babe...

...not long now : )

maybe...

...come out stronger
...than when you went in

[adjust timing]

...than when you go in

you'll be ok : )
rehabilitated : )

one of us again : )

lol b**ch )

she looks great here and even if she is doing this for publicity, I agree with drewfan I would much rather see her doing this than partying...

so lame. b/c you know, pretending to read the bible will automatically get you exonerated.

wow, i mean really, why is she famous again?

It makes me sick that Paris Hilton is parading around trying to look like she's some poor innocent thing that has been wrongfully accused. She was arrested for DRUNK DRIVING.There were 16,885 alcohol-related fatalities in 2005 alone, and to me, that is pretty serious. Plus, after she was arrested she said “It was nothing,I was just really hungry and I wanted to have an In-N-Out burger,”. Oh, okay, so you endangered people's lives and broke the law cause you wanted an In-N-Out burger? No prob, sweetie! And then after her license was suspended, she drove AGAIN! I'm sorry, but to try and convince anyone of her innocence by walking in front of photographers holding a Bible and a Buddhist book is just plain wrong. Take your punishment like a big girl, Paris. As mean-spirited as it sounds, I'm happy that she's going to jail, she's just lucky she didn't kill anyone while drunk driving. I'd be more impressed if instead of putting on some lame "I'm a good girl now, FOR REALS!!!" show for the tabloids, she maybe, I don't know, volunteered her time or did some work for MADD. That would make to start to think maybe she's not so evil and worthless after all.

On the bright side, we've found a pretty definite link between how someone eats ice cream the same way they, ugh... I've said too much. Why so sloppy, Paris? Didn't your they show you a more ladylike way to... eat ice cream in private school? Shucks.

They should tack on an extra 20 days for her lameness. Seriously, renting kid DVD"s and holding the bible ...what is she thinking? nutjob.

I can't stand Paris. She feels that putting on this act will make others feel sorry for her, but it's not working. It makes her look like an idiot. Why didn't she stop partying (or so much) about she was put on probation the FIRST time. It had to take her going to jail to put this whole thing on. It's ridiculous and is why people can't stand her! Plus, I can't stand the fact that she showed up late for court and began blaming everyone else as to why she did not follow the rules of her probation...and again NOW she's taking it seriously because there is no way around it!
Sorry but this girl bugs the crap out of me. lol.

LOL I love Simon!

She's spending more weeks moping around looking pathetic than she'll probably spend in jail. I don't think she's as sorry about driving under the influence & on probation as she is about getting caught.

No1 is buyin the innocent act so DROP IT!! .. GOD!!

lol, it's so funny how she's been photographed doing these "innocent" things lately. I don't think anyone believes she 's suddenly so innocent.

wh*re.
fake.
skank.
tramp.

Aww she's a cutie. Thank you Simon for giving me one more reason to love you!

my bet is she was told act like a good girl and it will count as time served , I mean look it is already down to 23 days.
He is right there is worse things out there, and if she had killed someone while drink driving that would have been one of them. Two months after its all over she will be back to her normal selfish ways

Wow! She sure did get through the Bible fast! Now she's onto Charlotte's Web. I'm sooo impressed! I can't WAIT to see what her next book will be. In fact, I may have to compile a reading list. lmao What an idiot.

She looks great toned down. I love her outfit!

WOW, T_hive! I didn't even know there was a "Diamond" level! Way to type, girl!

Textbook definition of narcissist; she is only concerned with herself and her own well-being.
There is zilch chance that she is genuinely remorseful; narcissist are incapable of feeling it.
I wish that she would disappear--we are being used for her public relations efforts to sway the judge and legal system...

oops-narcissists

Her butt look weird...a lil tooo squarish...what up with those pants..i dont really care what she does or what she trying to or not to do..all this is so Paris, i cant be bothered with gossip on her, she doesnt care lol,...That's so Raven meets That's so Paris!! i just had to comment on those pants and the side view of her in them..hehe.

give it up, paris. what you're doing is just laaaaaame-o.

I wonder if she has to get a six year old to explain the plot of Charlotte's Web for her...

And sucking on a cone...well, we've seen that skill demonstrated before.

atleast when she's in jail, you can unlock the basement & let your sons outside for a while.

It will be amazing to see what happens to the paps while she is locked up. Can anyone imagine 23 days without any pics of Paris? I cannot wait!

ha. she just needs to get over it. no one is going to save her ass now!

Im going to leave her alone for now until she pulls some stupid crap again, I actually feel kind of bad for her

The ridiculous Bible-carrying makes me sick.

Ooh! Poor little Paris. Looking so innocent and sweet...

All I can do is laugh!

Thanks Jillness!