Paris wisely let Josh drive while out and about in LA last night. In light of recent news that she could go to jail for violating her probation, Paris has to be more cautious than ever about her actions. Its no wonder then why she's acting fast to get her skit pulled from tonight's premiere of Nick Cannon's new sketch series Short Circuitz. In it, Paris is the star of a fake infomercial for WWPD (What Would Paris Do?) bracelets, in which she makes light of her DUI. Here's more:
In the sketch - which was included on a copy of the show sent to TV critics last week - the action shifts from salesgirl Paris to "real-life" situations in which people look to their bracelets for advice. In one instance, a leggy blonde in a short skirt is busted for drunken driving. After checking her Hilton bracelet, she starts grinding on one of the cops as if he were a stripper pole. "I can't arrest you, you're too fabulous," says the officer.
While this may have turned out to be Paris' most clever work yet, something tells us a judge wouldn't be a huge fan of the skit. Plus, seducing an officer to get out of a DUI is probably not such a good message to send to the kids.
good to see she has at least a little sense of humor
1Oh look it is Parisite and her toyboy...is there anyone in Hollywood she has not slept with?
2SHE DOESN'T LOOK A DAY OVER 40.
NEXT TO HIM...45.
3LOL Narc
4As if ANYTHING she does is a good message for the kids.
@ NARC.
5he is kinda cute though!!
6He is very cute, way too cute for her! She needs to be sterilized and euthanized.
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Zing!!
I would be happy if she were just sterilized though....
8__________
Zing!!
That's sooo funny! I want a WWPD bracelet just for sh*ts and giggles!
9doesn't suprise me. she thinks the most inappropriate things are funny.
10I hope she does some hard time.
11I wonder if they will keep her Valtrex rx filled in prison
12Hahaha JennaV!!! I would not want to be her cell mate!!
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14I am sure all the STD's she carries has taken care of the sterilization process. Thank the lord for some diseases. Could you imagine if this one reproduced, ughhhhhh
15tramp.
16Prison is too good for her.
17Too bad this is getting pulled, probably wouldn't have convinced anyone who doesn't already think so that Paris has a great sense of humor, but I sure would have liked to see it.
18But copies have already been sent out to critics, and if the readers of PopSugar know about it, there's a good chance the DA will know about it. Judges just love it when people mock their courts!
She really keeps Elliot Mintz busy.
Btw, is her year of celibacy up yet?
19Not to be rude or anything....
20wow paris grinding on someone like a stripper. i see that paris has really been stretching her acting chops.
When did she grow boobs?
21As much as I want to diss on paris right now, I can't help but stare at that guy in tha back seat..
He must be having a really good time.
Crazy.
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NARC!! TOO FUNNY!
23Barbie and Ken!!!
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24"To be or not to be: That is the question!" William Shakespeare
pillpopper that is just the burning question these days...
25Sad but true gentle rain.
26hahah I heard about this on the radio yesterday. I don't really see why they're so worried about jailtime if this gets aired. Let's face it: she's Paris and the sheer politics of her being the Hilton heiress would keep her out of jail.It's all the about who has the money.
I would die to see her in an orange prison jumpsuit picking up trash off the highway tho.
27She could do her reality show from jail!
28RainbowCrayon that's all I could focus on as well, LOL! Seriously that guy in the back is having the time of his life!
29Not a good message to send to kids? I hope no kids are ever around this thing.
30She's just an ugly person.
31scottdavis0676
32Something tells me members of the law enforcement community are not going to find her lampoon of her DUI arrest too comical. Just a hunch. However, if she learns from this incident and is more circumspect in the future, then something good may come out of it yet.
She is such a waste. Nothing she does is meaningful and she just continues to make a fool out of herself in everything she does.
33I love them together! I really hope she doesn't go to jail.
"Just be who you wanna wanna."
34omg i luv it
35Anyone with commonsense knows that no one is over the law, especially a DUI.
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