Paris Swings Around Berlin

Pretty much everything about this series of photos of Paris Hilton around Berlin celebrating her canned prosecco makes me laugh. She's swinging from the rafters, literally, and in Louboutin boots! She's posing with a cutout of herself! She's buying her own beverage by the case! You might not drink Paris's prosecco, but she sure will. It's all too, too funny. Miss Hilton has been having herself a good time in Berlin, but she also got serious about what she's looking for in a man. She said, "Right now I'm single but I am looking for a nice boy . . . He should be funny, smart and loyal." Liiiiiike this guy? Paris was voted the least train wreck-y of this year's nominees, but girlfriend can still get druuuunk.