Lindsay Might Be a Machete-Wielding Movie Star

Let me guess. She'll be wearing a bikini or some revealing outfit while she's yielding a machete. Boring.

no matter how much you worship her Pop, she will never be a "star" of any movie.

Maybe she should listen to her tatoo and go restore herself alone.

oops meant tattoo

at least she's working again and it'll be interesting to see how she does in a movie like this. it's def not herbie or mean girls

I never thought I'd say this... BUT does anyone know who makes those boots? If it provides some respite, I will not be wearing them with nalga bearing biker shorts!

Let's talk about her hand in the tattoo shot. When was the last time she used soap and water? Why is her skin all blotchy and dirty looking? She needs an OxyClean colonic.

What a breath of fresh air

I can't put the finger on why, but I think so looks so tacky nowadays. I used to think she was kind of beautiful, but now she just looks old and dirty. Maybe it's cause she's lost so much weight?

another post on Tara Reid the movie star coming up shortly!!

btw- boots are Balmain. I believe they are on net a porter

She probably looks blotchy from the spray tan wearing off.

she looks very pretty here!!

She is washed up. Totally pulling a Corey Feldman and Haim. Another child star who snorted it all away.

There are plenty of actual stars. Why don't you ever post on Natalie Portman or someone like that who isn't a drug abusing rehabbed fameseeker? Every post is the trash of hollywood.

I'm surprised her hair isn't falling out yet.

Agree on the post above mine ... stop posting on her! I've defended her up until now, and I like a good train wreck just as much as the next girl, but she's just taken it too far with the drugs and the horrible style choices. Please stop posting!

I'll be interested to see how she does in this movie. I think this is her last chance...

at least she has a bra on this time....that's something right???

i prefer blond over her other hair color choices, she should keep this color. even if it is for a role.

Argh, can't believe I'm going to write this but the combination of her blonde hair (which looks better now than it did when it was first done) and the blue top actually looks pretty good. The rest is a mess though.

To Comment 13 - the reason Natalie Portman and others aren't on this website as much is that they aren't famewh0res, like Lindsay is. I'd guess that Natalie makes an effort to stay away from the paparazzi, whereas Lindsay seeks it out. Why post photos of someone who obviously looks like they don't want their photo taken, as opposed to some moron who is literally drama-on-legs?

If she's going to be a machete-wielding movie star she'd look more kick-ass doing it if she were a redhead not a blonde. Hollywood has some obsession with blonde hair.

coke wh*res usually look angry...it's just the nose burn and fabulous drip they're focusing on...anywho, maybe she will accidently cut herself in half with her machete

Ah... Balmain. Will be looking for the $100 or less knockoffs Thanks for looking!

Her polyester mop weave doesn't look AS bad as usual in the second pic.

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