Seth Meyers Tweets About Halloween

The Funniest Celebrity Tweets of the Week

It's time to round up our favorite celebrity Twitter updates, and today, we're looking at Halloween from a not-so-glamorous perspective. Seth Meyers shared his favorite Halloween costume, which really sheds light on the whole vampire phenomenon, while Kelly Osbourne made a perfect pun, and we're not even sure if it was intended. This week's tweets also feature a different kind of Halloween horror, from Dane Cook's eyewitness account straight from a crazy party to Whitney Cummings's general musings about the state of humanity.

It's all here in our favorite tweets of the week!

Vampires have financial needs too, OK?



The Great Pumpkin is such a skeeze, Linus. I can't believe he never called you!



Hey, I'm down to watch most things again as long as they're not Precious.



Way too soon, Kelly Osbourne! We're all still scarred by that opening scene!



See the rest of our favorite tweets after the jump!

Ugh, razor blades have so much fat content, too.



Weirdest Halloween hook-up ever.



The way I see it, there are a lot of other things besides Halloween that make me concerned about society.



It's only a matter of time. The world can't avoid it forever.



I just want you to be happy, OK?!



Pretty sure Peter Dinklage could save almost any movie.



Never will there be a more appropriate situation for "BOOOOOOO."



Just try not to faint all over the place that like Keira Knightley girl.



It totally would be the most logical time to talk to you, right?

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