I would have thought more like D-list but I guess Page Six was being generous (or getting paid) when they wrote about Simon being so wasted he was about to expose himself in the middle of Stereo nightclub. Page Six reports:
B-LIST party boy Simon Rex was literally caught with his pants down at the Chelsea nightclub Stereo over the weekend. The soused "Scary Movie" actor asked to use his cellphone in a private hallway, but when owners Michael Satsky and Barry Mullineaux checked on him 10 minutes later, they found Rex with his pants down and about to empty his bladder on the floor. They immediately bounced him out of the club. Exposing himself is nothing new for Rex: Before he became semi-famous as an MTV veejay in the 1990s, the former Paris Hilton plaything appeared in gay porn videos.
I used to think he was cute on Jack and Jill but what has really done since then? He is in this weekend's Scary Movie 4 so maybe his publicist just did a good job getting him some press (good or bad) to help the movie since poor guy probably can't even get any couch time on the talk shows anymore.