I'm kidding. I'm sure that Paris's navel is still perfect for her own gazing, but the heiress has been keeping it uncharacteristically covered up on the Malibu beach recently in an endless string of cut out one-pieces. Paris is definitely happy to prance around for the paparazzi, but she's still talking a big game about her humanitarian efforts. From visiting preemie babies to breast cancer to global warming (which is decidedly "not hot"), she's covering her bases. And she still insists she is getting that hybrid Hummer. That's all well and good, but I'm really most curious to hear what she thinks about her frenemy Nicole's pregnancy, right?
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