Strange Things Are Afoot With the Olsen Twins

Mary-Kate emerges (very possibly, as many of your comments suggested, from Ashley's enormous bag)! Olsen Wonder Twins unite! With this abundance of Ashley looking shockingly normal (and dare I say cute) over the past week, I've wondered about the state and whereabouts of the more reclusive Olsen twin. Worrying, even, that MK was hiding out preparing to unleash an outfit of drapery the likes of which our world had never seen. And look! Mary-Kate is dressed (almost) normally! She's wearing HOT shoes instead of crazy brick boots! The hair can be dealt with another day! This is like ten steps in the right direction! It warms my heart, it really does. Wait a minute, what are the girls doing drinking something other and less enormous than Starbucks? Is this an episode of The Twilight Zone?