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Sugar Bits - Drunk Simpson Can't Dance

  • Jessica and Ken Paves spotted in Chelsea dancing like they were at your cousin's wedding. A spy, who was inches away from her on the dance floor, reported that "The girl cannot dance." Rather unsurprisingly, the spy also noted, "She was drinking." Isn't Jessica supposed to be an entertainer? - The Lowdown
  • Paris disabled? - Residents of a posh LA apartment complex have complained that Paris parks in a spot reserved for the disabled when she visits her friend Matt Leinart. She sure didn't look disabled in her music video - Page Six
  • Charlie Sheen restraining order extended through June 28th. I guess Denise does not want either parent near their children while she is still touring her way through Europe - People
  • Dancing With the Stars Runner-Up John O'Hurley and wife Lisa Mesloh are expecting. O'Hurley says if it's a boy it will be named Neiman Marcus, but if it's a girl it will be named Annie. For the kid's sake, let's hope it's a girl. - People
  • Larry Flynt sued for sexual harassment and "creating a hostile work environment" The accuser Cheryl Oldham, claims that Flynt said "You're overweight, unattractive, over 50, and probably unable to find another job. So why would you do this to me?" when she appeared as a witness in another case filed against Flynt last year. Ok, that's bad, but if you signed up to work for Flynt, wouldn't you expect to be harassed daily? - Rush and Malloy
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