Van Wilder Finds A New Hot Chick to Ultimately Win Over with Charm

Ryan Reynolds isn't letting the proverbial paint dry on his break-up with Alanis Morisette papers (mix metaphors much?) before cozying up with a new woman, but how can you blame him when the lady in question is Jessica Biel? We may not have adored her bra-less hot pink Oscars number, but there's no denying that she is smoking hot. Ryan and Jessica were caught sharing a late night meal in LA this weekend and, judging from these pics, just try and tell me he isn't totally trying to woo her with his boyish good looks and puppy dog eyes. No word as to whether Jessica is perverted like Alanis, or if it felt like a slap in the face for Alanis to see how quickly she was replaced, or if every time Alanis scratches her nails down someone else's back he feels it. Or something.