A Very Heidi and Spencer Valentine's Day

The morning after Valentine's Day wouldn't be complete without checking up on the world's most reclusive and understated couple: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. The lovebirds spent their romantic evening aboard a yacht, posing for their favorite watching paparazzi, roses and champagne in hand. Along with all that sweet stuff, Spencer surprised his girl with a pair of gold-heeled Jimmy Choos. Lucky girl, though really just being with Spencer must be the best gift of all. It was even more like Titanic than it looks, since Heidi called Ryan Seacrest this morning to say that she was scared they would sink after crashing into three other boats. Cute or nauseating? I'm guessing these two still aren't winning our Which Couple Is Cuter? game.