People got the real story and plastered a huge photo of happy Angelina Jolie who is ecstatic about her recent adoption. US pretended to have the scoop and put Brad on the cover with Angie and Maddox as if they were doing this together like one big happy family.
In Touch has Jen and Jess on the cover with a headline claiming that are in for the shock of their lives. They are reporting that Jen collapsed upon hearing the rumors of Angelina's pregnancy (and this was before the adoption news). Jessica's story is about Nick moving out (have they not seen the recent pics of the couple drunk and happy together - I'm thinking no).
Happy escaping this weekend.