What Kate Middleton Was Thinking on the Royal Tour 2014

What Kate Middleton Was Really Thinking on the Royal Tour

"I Know, William — I'm a Much Better DJ Than You."

We've spent the past three weeks watching the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge as they toured New Zealand and Australia, and while we've seen Kate elegantly maneuver her way through playdates with Prince George, a visit to the zoo, and even awkward moments, we hardly ever see her breaking a smile. Which always makes us wonder what she really thinks of her royal duties. Since we'll likely never hear her thoughts on the matter, we decided to put our imagination caps on and guess what the duchess was pondering during some of her biggest tour stops.