John Edwards Admits to Affair, Doesn't Claim to be Father John Edwards has admitted to having the extramarital affair with filmmaker Rielle Hunter, and lying throughout his Presidential campaign. ABC News will run the Edwards interview tonight, in which he admits to the affair, but says he never loved the woman. Although he has not taken a paternity test, Edwards says he knows he is not the father based on the timing of the affair.

"Bazaar" Is Right! Tyra Plays Michelle Obama in Mag — Why? Tyra Banks has a penchant for playing dress-up (see: episode where she wore a fat suit), but in the September issue of Harper's Bazaar, she's slipping into a power suit to portray Michelle Obama in a fashion spread. While the dress-up stand-in seems odd, the mag has ventured into the politics of mimicry before, featuring fashion models posed next to cardboard cutouts of the candidates.

Regular Mom Michelle Obama Gives Us Her View Barack and Michelle Obama are telling the American people what they want to know: how they fell in love. Six pages of the newest issue of Us Weekly, will explore their romance and feature the Obama family photo album.

Tom Hanks/ Prof. Robert Langdon Not Welcomed in Church Tom Hanks is a persona non grata in all of the churches of the Vatican and Rome. The Vatican has banned the filming of Angels and Demons, Dan Brown's sequel to The Da Vinci Code because it is "an offense against God."

Breaking: Tim Russert of Meet the Press Dies of a Heart Attack I couldn't be more sad to report that Tim Russert of NBC's Meet the Press has died of a heart attack. The New York Times reports they heard the news from Russert's family. Russert is survived by his wife Maureen Orth and their adult son, Luke.

Sailor Prince William Headed to Caribbean to Take on Drugs Prince William will be summering in the Caribbean! His next assignment with the Royal Navy will have him taking on drug traffickers in the Caribbean aboard the HMS Iron Duke . . . not exactly a vacation. The ship will sail on August 1.

Ted Kennedy Diagnosed With Malignant Brain Tumor Doctors for the Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy say tests conducted after he suffered a seizure this weekend show a malignant tumor in his left parietal lobe. His treatment has not been determined yet, but the usual course includes combinations of radiation and chemotherapy.

California Supreme Court Overturned Gay Marriage Ban Just moments ago, the California Supreme Court overturned the state's ban on same-sex marriage. The court held that "to the extent the current California statutory provisions limit marriage to opposite-sex couples, these statutes are unconstitutional."

Presidential Candidates on Idol Gives Back, Tonight! Three wanna-be American Idols will go on national TV tonight, trying to impress Americans in an attempt to get the most votes. I'm not talking talented singers, but rather the final three presidential candidates. I wonder if Ryan Seacrest is available to host Democratic debate #537?

Obama Gets The Sarah Silverman Treatment — Big Time! I've known it all along! The fight for the Democratic nomination is actually a lover's quarrel between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. Well, at least that's what one talented (and bored?) video editor wants me to believe with this "I'm F*cking Obama" video. Check out this Ode to Obama, a la Sarah Silverman.