I was kicking back watching C-SPAN2 recently, as I often do — no, wait. I never do that, because it's usually painfully, agonizingly boring. But luckily someone at The Daily Caller was watching and was able to call the rest of the Internet's attention to one of the most awkward and bitter breakup-revenge-fantasy-come-true moments ever witnessed on live TV. Or at least on C-SPAN.

Midway through what appears to be a pretty dry panel discussion about young conservatives, panelist Todd Seavey can contain his distaste for ex-girlfriend and copanelist Helen Rittelmeyer no longer. He begins to let her have it in a strange, rambling monologue that at first feels like a joke, but as Todd's face gets more red and Helen's more shocked, it becomes clear is not. I'm not sure Todd won this round, but it's certainly one way to get back at an ex! Check out the video; the ugliness starts around 1:45.

Who's smizing now? A McDonough, GA, woman is suing Tyra Banks for $3 million, after the woman's then-15-year-old daughter appeared on an episode of Tyra in 2009 to talk about her experience as a teen sex addict.

The sex addict part apparently isn't the problem; the issue is that the teen allegedly made the trip to New York and appeared on the show without mom's permission. Talk about picking your battles! The woman, who's a social worker herself, worries that the Tyra episode "was undoubtedly watched by sexual deviants, perverts and pedophiles alike."

Probably true — most sexual deviants never miss an episode of Tyra! But it does make me wonder if that concern would've been more useful before her daughter flew alone to New York, stayed in a hotel, and filmed the show? In any case, don't hold your breath for a chance to judge the episode in question for yourself; she's seeking an injunction against any future repeats of the show.