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10 Scandalous Beauty Product Names 2011-06-13 04:06:53

10 Appalling Beauty Product Names


There are a lot of dubiously named beauty products out there. After all, a crazy moniker is a lot more likely to grab a shopper's attention, or at least titillate them into taking a look (the similarities between, ahem, "adult movie" titles and makeup names are strikingly similar).

Sometimes, though, attempts to give something a sexy or scandalous handle go too far and end up squarely in the realm of poor taste. The following 10 products have crossed that line, and then some. To see them in all their ill-considered glory, just keep reading.

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GummiBears GummiBears 5 years
@Annie I have that shade and I love it. I tend to wear it when the weather is cooler. I don't know why. But I should get the sister shade in a cream consistency, Cactus Flower, sjnce I heard that cream blushes tend to hold up better in the humidity and oil slicks(my face).
Annie-Tomlin Annie-Tomlin 5 years
GummiBears, you are hilarious. Nars does have fantastic blushes. Have you tried Exhibit A? June, I forgot about those. I don't care for the name, either.
junebrug junebrug 5 years
I gotta vote for those Pussy Pucker lipbalms as the worst. What were they thinking?
GummiBears GummiBears 5 years
Honestly NARS could have a blush named "Prolapsed Rectum" if the color is something I don't have and would work with my complexion, they pretty much have my business. In fact I am in love with NARS blushes. The colors and pigmentation just has me hooked. MAC IMO cannot touch them.
socialitedreams socialitedreams 5 years
pretty much most eyeshadows from urban decay could be on here: snatch, kush, yeyo, etc so gorgeous tho, lol and why must deep throat be like one of the prettiest blushes ever? horrid name, gorgeous color
ldillon ldillon 5 years
Probably one of the funniest articles I have ever read. Thanks for the laugh...
nikkisoda nikkisoda 5 years
I laugh every time I see an add for Clinique's 'Chubby Stick'.
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