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A 5-Year-Old Reviews Justin Bieber Someday Perfume

A 5-Year-Old Reviews Justin Bieber's Fragrance

Sad to say, we won't be wearing Justin Bieber's new perfume, Someday, any day soon. To our post-pubescent noses, the fruity fragrance is a bit too young. But Justin has always maintained that Someday isn't for cynical media types, it's “for the fans.” So we decided to go to the biggest Bieber fan we know: 5-year-old Katie Sugar. Here, side by side, are both Katie's and our thoughts on Someday, so just read more.

The packaging

Katie says: "I like it. Can I open it?" (Struggles to open unwieldy box; points lost for package design.)

We say: It looks like Marc Jacobs Lola, and also like a Georgia O'Keeffe painting. 'Nuff said.

The scent

Katie says: "Hmmm, that smells good! Mmmmmmmmm . . . It smells like . . . What does it smell like?"

We say: Katie poses an excellent question. Chemicals created in a New Jersey lab is the short answer. The long answer is faux cotton candy followed by a delicate fake canned-fruit cocktail melange.

The best thing about Someday

Katie says: "That it's from (dreamy sigh) Justin Bieber."

We say: Agreed, Katie. We also like that proceeds are going to charity, but the Biebs is still the main selling point here.

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